Not be outdone by Obama, President Donald Trump has released his White House playlist.
1. Ringo Starr : I'm the Greatest
Everybody says I'm the greatest. I win elections easily. I create a great movement. And the #fakenews mainstream media refuses to call me "the greatest". Sad.
2. David Byrne : My Big Hands
My hands are huge. Ask Melania. There are no concerns in that department.
3. James Taylor : Shower the People
The liberal media lies about my pee pee showers. #FakeNews. My voters know "things are gonna work out fine if you only will do as I say". Love.
4. Blue Oyster Cult : Career of Evil
I used to crank this song in the limo. I'd say "Bobby play some Cult!" "I will not apologize/ You're mine for the taking." How many times have I uttered that line? Carnage.
5. Sparks : Everybody's Stupid
I love the uneducated and the undereducated. I can help them because I am the smartest man I know. I know more than the generals and the "intelligence" agencies. And that's a fact.
6. Betty Everett : Getting Mighty Crowded
More people witnessed my inauguration than any inauguration in history. Period. The streets and parks were packed as far as the eye could see. I'm very popular.
7. Albertos Y Lost Paranoias : Fuck You
Want to see my taxes? Fuck you.
8. 10cc : I Wanna Rule the World
"I want to be a boss I want to be a big boss I want to boss the world around I want to be the biggest boss That ever bossed the world around." Making America Great again. One executive order at a time.
9. 10cc : Reds in My Bed
Who can you trust when the walls have ears? I can trust anybody who can afford a membership at Merde A Lago. Want to hear state secrets over dinner? To apply have a cashier check for $200,000 paid out to Donald J Trump.