In the week of July 27, Detroit's Floaters were racing up the U.K.charts with "Float On", a smooth R and B smash featuring members of the vocal harmony group introducing themselves by their zodiac signs. For six weeks "Float On" topped the U.S. R and B charts . It would also top the U.K. charts on August 27th .
Not sure how this kind of patter would work in a singles bar forty years later:
Now I like a woman that's quiet
A woman who carries herself like Miss Universe
Give it a try and let me know.